Monday, April 21, 2008

Books on my "MUST Read" List:

A Variety of Various Values by Miss L. Ayneeus
How Did I Get Here by Helena Hand-Basket
Tales of a Whore House at Midnight by Ivana Spitz-Swallows
Gigantic Member by Dixie Normous
Spilt Milk and Other Liquid Disasters by Tea-Wrecks
It Ain't Pretty Growing Old, Baby by IMDKNPDQ
More Tales of a Whore House at Midnight by Ivant Morehead
Poster Child for Stupidity by Stu Piddman
My Colonoscopy Shows My Head Is Up My Butt by Stu Piddass
????????? by Stu PidWHAT?
Ass Play by Artuv Ascraft
Art of the Suck
by Phil A. Xio
I Have a HUGE Surprise for You by Mike Hawk
I Love Chicken Hawks by Sum Yong Gai

Conversation Overheard in a Restaurant:
Butter Waiter, "Would you care for more butter?"
Water Waiter, "May I give you more water?"
Bread Waiter, "Would you like some more bread?"
Head Waiter, "May I give you more ....?"

WEIRD, CRAZY NAMES: Eileen Dover; Patua Groin; Jack Mehoff; Mike Hunt; Lotta Seimen; Rod Guzinya; Peter Guzinya; Wilma Fingado; Kamona Wanaleia; Eaton Bush; Ophelia Pecker; Haywood Jablowme; U. Ben Yankinoff; Clamidia Carrier; Dick Hertz; Busta Hyman; Craven Morehead; Harry Cox; Harry Dix; Harry Crank; Harry Schwantz; Harry Wang; Harry Dong; Harry Ying-Yang; Harry Balzac; Harry Paratestees; Yowana Nailer; I. Sherwood Nailer; Howell U. Nailer; Ivana Dewa Bottom; Tamara Willut Hurt; Albee Dun-Quik; Justin DeFrunt Sailor; Oral Cahnbe Good; Oral Israel Fast; Ann Safur Tew; Oralee May Werk; Willa U. Letta-Snow; Mayor Dick B. Fielin-Good

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